Only in the Philippines...
Since I got involved in the business of signs, I became more observant of signs everywhere I go especially signs that give me a chuckle.
For instance, from my country, they have these signs:
Beware of Dogs, they just brushed their teeth.
It stinks here already, Pee somewhere else!
I guess, I don't need to translate this or this below:
I guess, it takes a Filipino to understand Pinoy Humour.